October Admissions

I've fallen behind on my monthly admissions so I'm going to do 15 this month instead of 5. Don't forget to share your admissions w me!

1. I sniff my own farts as if they are a fine wine and I am analyzing the body and aroma, using my waving hand to beckon the gas closer to my nose.
2. I used to steal cashews from the local Acme Supermarket when I was a kid. It lasted for approximately 12 years. I even hollowed out a piece of the lining of a coat I had, specifically for my cashew heists. I committed many crimes in my youth, but I'll save those for an other expose.
3. I "doggy ear" books. I know it ruins them, but I do not use bookmarks, even if someone gives me a nice one as a gift.
4. I have thought about pretending I am dead, so my mom would realize that she doesn't spend much time (if any) on the planet showing or saying she loves me.
.5 I am a wuss when it comes to the dentist. I get gas to be cleaned.
.6 I faked that I had bad eyes when I was a kid because I wanted to have glasses and look smart.
7. I have seen Les Miserables about 23 times, but included in that total are post intermission half shows, where I sneaked in while folks are finishing their break. I STILL don't know the complete lyrics to the songs, but belt both the male and female songs w great passion (in private).
8. Never been an Elvis guy, even though I have known his daughter Lisa for 18 years or so. I never dug that he didn't write the songs. Ok, Barry Manilow "writes the songs," so I guess that criticism is thrown out the window. I'm not fond of Barry either.
9. When I went away to college, far away from my home town, I told everyone I was a black belt in Tae Kwon Do karate, when in fact I was only a yellow stripe.
10. My first college was called "California University of Pennsylvania." I picked it because I wanted people in my home town to think I was in the state of California and pursuing my Hollywood dreams, not matriculating at a school in a coal mining town in western PA. I never wore shirts that had the "Of Pennsylvania" part on them.
11. I don't think Robert De Niro is the greatest actor ever. I love many of his performances, but only the ones that fit his persona - mob guys. If he ventures into to other areas, I'm not real big on that. Even when he's good at comedy, like "Meet the Parents," he is basically lampooning his character we have come to know.
12. I pluck hair from my ears and between my eyebrows. I enjoy a good tweeze.
13. When I am in a hotel, I load up on the shampoos, lotions, and conditioners and stock my home with the little bottles.
14. I re-use floss several times. I go until it is frayed beyond usable.
15. I buy products from infomercials. I own the Igia hair removal system and the Magic Bullet mini blenders.