03/09/2010 - 12:32 — @salon. Dudes who cut hair ( hesitate believin sum r guys) have ugly hair cuts&color. Trust em w my dome? Like goin to a homeless accountant
03/08/2010 - 07:10 — Fun days back east. Sold out foxboro & both shows in sellersville pa. Loved it, but great to be in my own packed house w my wife & 3 sons!
03/06/2010 - 08:19 — madonna, baldwin & larry david all giving advice on marriage ref. kinda like dick cheney on a show called "the marksman"
03/06/2010 - 06:43 — rob lowe got new show. pam anderson on abc. kardashians #1. i havent had an audition in yrs. time 2 release my sex tapes
03/05/2010 - 11:07 — Brand new video starring yours truly! The "Hip Hop Honkey" raps the Tiger Woods saga ;) http://tiny.cc/mT1FG